OFFICIAL REASONS I HATE AMERICA AND AMERICANS POWER RANKINGS by Anonymous


1. Actually think that their country is worthwhile.
2. Elected George W. Bush TWICE, this is why democracy does not work for idiots.
3. Don’t care about the rest of the world.
4. Don’t know about the world outside their country. 90% of Americans can’t find their own country on a world globe.
5. Their ‘intelligence’. Americans actually think a “World Series” involves the whole world, go to airports without their passports, etc.
6. Claim to have saved our ass in world wars which is laughably wrong.
7. American “culture”.
8. Act like they are rich but they have terrible education and healthcare.
9. Have fucked up the English language. They spell everything with “z” instead of the logical “s” and don’t even pronounce it correctly.
10. Don’t understand irony and have a shit sense of humour.
11. No appreciation of foreign cultures.
12. Their obsession with the “constitution”.
13. Americans can’t do brit accents but they are buttmad that brits can do american accents.
14. Think they are always right.
15. American beer tastes like diluted cat piss and have to be 21.
16. Killed their only good president (JFK) and hate their second best one (Obama).
17. Are fucking up the planet because of their driving habits and fossil fuel use.
18. Think they invented the internet.

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>16. Killed their only good president (JFK) and hate their second best one (Obama).
>second best one (Obama)

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  1. ghost-inthemachine reblogged this from beautiful-anomaly and added:
    I really love the idea of one day moving to the states one day, but I agree with nearly all of these and I actually get...
  2. hella-moments reblogged this from beautiful-anomaly and added:
    I shouldn’t either, but damn this is so true.
  3. beautiful-anomaly reblogged this from christiantheatheist and added:
    I shouldn’t be agreeing with this
  4. christiantheatheist reblogged this from famthegeek
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  8. tooearlyforthisshit reblogged this from anoncentral and added:
    Okay, what the fuck...shit. I stopped reading at like number 5. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING...
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  10. charlie-waffles reblogged this from anoncentral and added:
    these except for number 16 lol
  11. obi-one-kenobi-nil reblogged this from anoncentral and added:
    worlds economic super-powers with leading research in practically every field, members of G8 and helped with
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  14. oheynikki reblogged this from anoncentral and added:
    person being serious? I mean half...things they’re saying aren’t true
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